Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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