11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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