Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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