He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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