I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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