Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Randomize
