I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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