just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Randomize
