Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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