you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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