O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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