I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I don't think brook has ever known best
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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