wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Do you have feelings for this penis?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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