i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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