Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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