real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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