i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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