So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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