Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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