if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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