Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I just want nice things and good sex
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Randomize
