Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am puke
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
How's work?
Spinning.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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