what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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