no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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