bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
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IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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