Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
