I bet he comes in French.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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