dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
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Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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