No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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