all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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