Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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