normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Randomize
