Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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