David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
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I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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