In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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