I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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