i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
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You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?