Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
this just has baby written all over it
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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