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Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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