watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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