im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
be right there i have to get my cape
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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