This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
are you so shy because you have an std?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
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I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
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so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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