Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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