I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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