So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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