u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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