once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
that's an acceptable place to lick
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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