Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
