So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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