is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
