so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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