So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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