He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
So here I am, sexting at work.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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