so I'm never txting u again after today...
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
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He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.