All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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