bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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