You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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