All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I have demons in me.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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