so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
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There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I didn't notice because vodka
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
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he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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