i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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